Thursday, 26 July 2012

My fragile world is crumbling...

... I just don't know what to do. I'm not sure how much I can take. It's just bad news over and over again.

Heidi and Seal. Johnny and Vanessa. TomKat. And now... now I have to suffer through the heartbreak and trauma of R-Patz and K-Stew? Nothing, and I mean NOTHING could have prepared me for this horror. I can't take anymore. I can't sleep, I can't eat. How could she do this to me? To us? To everyone across the world who loved them and believed in them?

Hooooowwwwww? It's just... tragic.

At least according to the army of Twihards venting their ill educated spleen at the poor little tart on Twitter and the like. She definitely fucked up here, didn't she? I think a lot of people have wondered at her meteroic rise to uber-rich A-list-dom considering the lass can barely act, only has one facial expression and seems permanently stuck in a role for stroppy teenager she once auditioned for. I've always though Kristen was OK, probably for the above reasons. I think I would permanently scowl if I had to spend my life pandering to obsessive freaks who can't distinguish fantasy from reality.

When did it become OK for fans to become so territorial and judgemental? It's like they think they own a piece of her and Robert Pattinson's souls. Assuming they have one, as they must have done some kind of deal with the devil. Probably on a casting couch.

But anyway, yeah, getting caught red-handed entwined with your much older, married director on camera probably wasn't her wisest move. Nor was the cringey statement she released shortly after the news broke. It was something along the lines of: "I love him, I love him" about Rob. That smacks of someone whose texts are going unanswered... Imagine the only way of communicating with your ex is through a statement to the world' press. Embarrassing shit.

The only person who is probably more embarrassed than her right now is the director dude. His wife, who is a beautiful underwear model by the way, is in the same film. Talk about shitting on your doorstep. What a doucheknob. His statement bangs on about how all that matters to him is his wife and kids... yeah, didn't matter to you when you were knee deep buried in your young starlet there now buddy did it, hmmmm? He's probably lost the sequel to Snow White, what with Hollywood being more judgemental than the Catholic church these days, and has probably lost his beautiful wife. Kristen's only lost someone with a head shaped like he should be immortalised on Easter Island and looks like he needs a jolly good scrub.

Last I read he's moved out of their lovenest and is refusing to speak to the Trampire. Hopefully she'll release another statement soon. I can't wait.

1 comment:

  1. The director's wife played Snow White's (Kristen) mother in Snow White and the Huntsman. Helloooooo, Freud.

    Also, congratulations on the best (and most accurate) description of Robert Pattison.