Every now and again I have a look and see how many views my posts have had. I find it interesting when people seem to find old posts and I wonder how they get to them. Sometimes the search terms give it away.
Back in 2011 I wrote a post entitled 'Fuck off dog' which is about the black dog of depression.
I noticed today that somene had read it. I thought perhaps that maybe, just maybe, it would have been stumbled upon by someone who also suffers and they might find a modicum of comfort knowing that they're not alone.
I looked at the search terms for that would have led this person to my blog. Out of all the posts in all of the world, they found mine. That's a special feeling right there.
The search term that led this particular person to my blog is: people fuck dog
That's actually something that someone typed into Google. They woke up this morning and thought to themselves, you know what I really fancy? Some bestiality. Yep, siree. That's what does it for me on a Sunday morning. I mean, I could watch the Olympics or have a nice bath but I'd rather just search for images of people boffing our canine friends. Oh, look. Here's a blog post about it.
Presumably at that point they were disappointed in finding a post about depression and went off to abuse a few animals. Maybe kick some cats or something. Find a horse and chat it up. Molest a sheep maybe.