... to any readers who were expecting something juicy and salacious in this morning's blog. Facebook saw fit to spam anyone who clicked on the link with the message that a 'Facebook partner' has reported the link as potentially abusive. And then went on to, ironically, try and push some MacAfee product on said readers to protect them from spam.
I immediately felt guilty. People must have been expecting something quite massively offensive. Perhaps one of those posts where I pour forth a torrent of bile towards an accordionist. Or a man who was whistling near me. Or perhaps one of those blogs where I say that god doesn't exist. And then say cunt. Or cunty mccunt.
And all you got was my opinion on Lakeland products. I will rectify this tomorrow with a really offensive post. Just doing my bit to get those numbers up for MacAfee.