Thursday, 23 May 2013

From one sexy-as-fuck former carpenter to another...

When you're down and troubled... when you've had a bad day and it feels like the world is against you... when you've had a quiet weep and can't shoot the black dog... what do you do? You get on Google and you look up pictures like this:


That's what you do. And while contemplating that face you realise how many of your sexual fantasies this guy was an integral part of. He was ever present during my childhood. I grew up on a diet of Star Wars, Indiana Jones and Blade Runner.

His face and voice and the way he wears clothes and the way he runs and the scar on his chin and the whole sexy package. Harrison Ford is the definitive sex symbol of the whole expanse of time ever. He even managed to make the Amish seem hot. Always a man and never a whiny boy he kept his sex appeal going way longer than should be possible. Basically I only decided it was a definite no after the last Indiana Jones film. And, to be fair, I could probably be persuaded even though he's got to be at least 70.

A while ago I wrote a post about the sexiness of Jesus. Who used to be a carpenter. And now I'm positing about the sexiness of Ford. Who USED TO BE A CARPENTER. Coincidence?

I think not.

Here are some more pictures that cheered me up immensely.

This one. That uniform fits him so well. SO well. His thighs are magnificent.


And then he pulls this face and is beyond sex. 


And then he does this. 


And this. I mean. LOOK at him. *licks screen*


And then he runs a lot and gets sweaty and is all heroic while still being an aloof asshole to the women in his life and his shirt falls off. *swoon*


Somewhere along the way - around the same time but I can't be bothered to check - he made Witness, which I think was a good film. I can't really remember. I tell you what I do remember though. Him dressed like this building a bloody barn. Manly, manly, MANLY. 


And then I found one with a beard. And my life is complete. Harrison Ford, I salute you. 



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