Here is my new company website. I made it myself.
If you could have a look, click on the Facebook and/or Twitter link that I painstakingly added in and share/like/love/whatever my site I would be grateful.
I know it's terribly passe and embarrassing to ask people to like your Facebook page etc etc, but I'm afraid, as a jobbing writer, I need as many people to see it as possible, so will probably ask a couple more times before I give up.
So, if you have ever liked even one, single blog post, or I have ever written anything for your company/magazine/anything else, I would really appreciate it if you could help me get this shared around in order that I can pay for my rent and my food and my Fatman's food.
Also, if you need any of my services (and do remember that I will write ANYthing for cold hard cash) or know someone who might then you know what to do. Just in case you don't know what to do, I'm going to tell you. Email me at email@example.com or drop me a line on Facebook, Twitter or here.
I've basically made it as easy as possible to whore out my writing. Help pimp me out, people.
Thanks loads. You're all special snowflakes.