First up, we have a lovely wee chap whose user name is 'givemebjs'. Come on laydeezzzzz, tell me that doesn't get your knickers all damp.
He asked me if I'd like to rate his cock out of 10. I thought I'd go for a different approach. My reasoning is thus. If you tell them that they are the spawn of satan and right creepy mofos who should go away and have a good, hard think about themselves it seems to turn them on. A vast amount of these kinds of men seem to read that as some kind of flirting.
I'm not sure where they learned about the birds and the bees but something has clearly gone wrong somewhere. So I thought if I respond positively maybe they would disappear in a puff of spunkrags.
By the way, any ladz out there, if you have an answer to my question of "WHY do guys do this?" please do drop me a line and let me know. Can't they just look down? Do they need someone to validate them that they do, indeed, have a penis? What is the endgame here?
At least that was amusing. If there's one thing I hate it's married men trying to get their leg over with me. I hate it. It makes me want to punch them in their tiny nuts.
So when this guy decided to message me mere minutes after penis guy, I wasn't in the mood.
I was up at 4. I'm tired. I can take some idiot asking if he can get his wang rated out of 10 but I can't take a man being so fucking slimy and pathetic.
I never did get to rate that dick, just for the record. That loss will haunt me. Perhaps forever.
Why is a certain type of man intentionally and wantonly vile on these websites?
ReplyDeleteTo shock. To make a woman feel uneasy, threatened maybe. To invite a horrified, disgusted rejection. And to then have a wank over what he'd do to her to teach her a lesson. Horrible. Brutal. Just plain wrong in every possible way. But true.
I'm sorry if that was uncomfortable reading, but I've been among groups of drunken men when they've been discussing women and, believe me, it can be very disturbing. All in the mind, hopefully...
And, as you said, play them at their own game and they run a mile. Pathetic.
As for the other idiot, at least he admitted he's married. Shouldn't be on a fucking dating website, but slightly less contemptible than the married ones who keep quiet, or lie, about it.