It's International Happiness Day everybody. Oh GOOD. Because we live in a world so mired in bullshit that we need a 'day' for fucking everything.
But only the positive stuff.
There is no International Suicidal Tendencies Day. Or Fuck, I Have Herpes Day. Or My Boss is a Twat Day. Or I Seem to have Misread the Signals and Now Feel like a Total Tool Day. Which, by the way, is the one I'm having RIGHT NOW.
None of that. Just shit like International Hippie Smiley day and Be Happy or Die Day and Conform you Stupid Motherfuckers Day.
It just makes me despise humanity that tiny bit more.